What annoys me

Many things in life annoy me, I like to bitch about them because it makes me feel better even thought bitching about them doesn't solve the problem whatsoever. Here are some of the things that piss me off.

Driving;
First off, I hate other drivers. People are fucking idiots. I have no idea how people who can't even fucking spell "You" or "Are" correctly can even get a license but they shouldn't. A show I like to watch is "Parking Wars". It's great to see just how truly mentally handicapped people are when it comes to driving and parking. A common excuse on this show is "I didn't see the signs". I don't know about you but when I took my driving test for my license the instructor told me to always look at the signs.

Why? So when something bad happens to my car, I know it was probably my fault. I'm going to use an example that happened to me roughly 5 months ago.

I drove over to a friends place to play Dungeons and Dragons. He lives in a very busy area of the city. One where parking infront of his apartment is damn near impossible. Well, I saw a space that I thought was an open parking spot. I did a quick glance and I didn't notice any signs. A few hours later, my car alarm is going off because I'm getting towed. See, because I only took a quick glance I didn't notice the sign that said "No parking". The Tow truck driver informed me of such when I stated I didn't see the sign.

Now, on Parking Wars this is what would have happened "YOU MOTHER FUCKER, I DON'T CARE ABOUT NO SIGN, I DIDN'T SEE IT, DROP MY CAR OR I'LL KILL YOU". Or other stupid stuff to that same basic tone. I, however, simply said "Oh, well, my bad. Guess I should have looked harder". And with that the driver looked at me in shock and smiled. He went on to tell me I'm the most calm person he's ever met and he told me how he even got peed on by a woman one time when he was towing her car.

And why can't people use turn signals? Is it really that hard to inform the person driving that 2000 pounds of high speed metal that you are trying to turn into their lane so they don't fucking swerve when you turn? The amount of times assholes have done this to me is ridiculous.

It's that kind of bullshit and so much more is why I think that there should be a law that from the time you get your license depending on your age that you should have to redo the road(and maybe the written) test every 10 years till you're 40, then every 5 years till you're 60, then every fucking year because doing it once and having it last an entire life time isn't right.

Ya, jolly ole 90 year old Grandpa got his license 70 years ago and with all the new road laws that comes out never has to redo any of the tests is fucking stupid.

I remember hearing a story a while back of this one old woman who did the same route every year for some 40 years. One day they added a stop sign on the corner of a street that happens to have been along this ladies route. Well, this kid was crossing the road at this stop sign and the lady wasn't paying attention to the road, didn't notice the new stop sign, and hit the kid. Fuck man, the amount of stories we all have of bad drivers nearly killing us or just doing stupid shit has got to be astounding.

Other things that piss me off is people shortening words for texting and bringing it into other forms of communication. Some words or sentences are okay to shorten at times but come on. Having "u" and "r" be replacements for "You" and "Are" is fucking stupid. Look at how dumb the current generation of kids are these days. It may not scare you now but how about in 30-50 years when those people are in important jobs. Or how about when they have their own kids and send them to school.

Fuck, we're already blaming the teachers for kids being lazy retards. Imagine when those lazy retard's kids are doing bad in school. It'll just be one big fucking spiral down to hell.

Today we're "This work is too hard, you should accept "u" and "r" in their work", in 20 years we'll be "you shouldn't have to have them know the alphabet. He/she is only 18." It sounds stupid now but I'm telling you, that shit will happen.

Why can't people just smile too? I know life is hard and stressful. Fuck, I died, nearly died, and so much more. I'm stressed 24/7 cause I have a broken back, I wake up every day knowing that the chances of me living another 3 years is slim, or the amazing fact that when my body starts to reject my lungs I'll cause extreme pain and heartache to the first person that actually cares about me but that doesn't stop me from smiling.

Life is short, life sucks, it's full of hard times but I think that's why people should smile more. Even though my back makes it almost impossible to stand up in the mornings on most days, I still great the day with a smile. Why? Because I'm something that a lot of people forget about.

I
Am
Alive.

Till next time.